1) It’s windy here.
2) The water is so soft you will think you still have soap in your hair after rinsing.
3) Within the city limits you may not have home mail delivery, you will need a P.O. Box.
4) It will be fun determining who provides your power.
5) Pot holes here are like kids, they keep coming back.
6) Make sure you know which Quik Check you are going to. We have two, spelled differently!
7) When you can’t find something here, flip a coin – Sherman or McKinney, 18 miles north or south.
8) FM stands for Farm to Market. Tractors, cows and horses may be in the road and have the right of way. Please drive accordingly. Some transplants still think they have to rush to work in the morning passing on curves, hills, double yellow lines and getting all impatient. It’s a slower pace here, learn to enjoy it.
9) If you open a restaurant, you get one chance. Everyone will come the first week – make it count.
10) You have to help now – what would you say should be number 10?
